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| A. Whitney Brown | A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. | |
| Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) | Lawyer, n. One skilled in the circumvention of the law. | |
| Anonymous | What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller. | |
| Charles Lamb (1775 - 1834) | Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. | |
| Dr. Samuel Johnson (1707 - 1784) | He did not care to speak ill of any man behind his back, but he believed the gentleman was an attorney'. | |
| Evelle J. Younger (1903 - 1966) | An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attornety can delay one even longer. | |
| H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) | Lawyer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation. | |
| Mister Boffo | If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. | |
| Solomon Short | Nothing is as dangerous as an unemployed lawyer. | |
| Stephen Millich (1941 - ) | The only thing worse than "Trust me, I'm a lawyer" is "Trust me, I'm your lawyer." | |
| Stephen Millich (1941 - ) | The insult is the greatest form of praise one lawyer can have for another. | |
| Steven Wright | Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. | |
| Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826) | It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. |
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