| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Children | Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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| Invention | Getting caught is the mother of invention.
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| Misc. | Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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| Misc. | Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
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| Partying | Partying is such sweet sorrow.
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| Procrastination | There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
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| Quality | Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
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| Self Respect | In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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