Curmudgeon On-Line
Curmudgeon: An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.

This site is dedicated to collecting the thoughts of these people,
particularly the witty, cynical and humorous ones.


Curmudgeon-Online gripes:

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. Then again, you can't do the fist bump with an open hand either.
- John Alejandro King (~1958 - )


Here you can sign up for my E-mail list. I send out an e-mail each morning with five randomly selected quotes.

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